I decided a while back to call my autobiography “Counting Clouds In A Clear Blue Empty Sky”
Like all those important things in life, I’ve been putting off finishing it ever since. I have already written about 60,000 words which were serialised through my MuZiK KluB in 5000 word chapters. I pretty much wrote these chapters in a chronological order and wrote them in a pretty bog-standard autobiographical style, telling the story of my life, how it started, how I moved around, tuned Church Organs for a year in Germany, cleaned cars, drove an HGV down the M1 without a license and hitch-hiked to Italy from Nottingham in just two rides.
All interesting stuff, but I came to a standstill when I got to the bit about six by seven getting a record deal. I didn’t want to write about my life after that. Although many interesting things happened to me from that moment on, I also see it as a time of incredible wasted opportunities and sometimes it was so challenging that it seemed the opposite of the fun it should have been. It was like going on the best honeymoon ever with the wrong girl. Now that’s a story you kinda wanna tell but it’s also one you wanna kinda forget.
Not wanting to write a standard biog, I decided the best way to carry on was to write the rest of the book as a series of short stories and anecdotes. I would think of an incident in my life and then just talk about it. Since then, I have kept writing notes into my lyric book and making a list of things I can talk about. I’m going to blog some of the stories as I write them and then put them all together in a book with other stories I haven’t blogged and the 60.000 words from the MuZiK KluB chapters.
So I might as well start now as I feel like writing something down today having finished off the Abstraktion 6 album and also another ambient album I’ve been working on. So I guess this is chapter one and it’s about the time we went on tour with The Manic Street Preachers. A time I don’t actually remember that much about because, well, nothing much really happened. I remember it being cold, slow and very droll….chapter one is called…
Pulling The Wires From The Walls
In 1998 we released our first album and we did a joint tour with Scottish band The Delgados. We had a great laugh with them because they are all lovely people and the shows were excellent because lots of people came to see the two bands together, for all the right reasons. It was a joint headline tour except the Delgados insisted beforehand that they would be headlining as it was our first album and they were promoting their second album. We didn’t complain. In some cities it didn’t work though and The Delgados sometimes had a difficult gig following our sonic assault beforehand. By the time we got to touring in Europe with them, the promotors insisted we swap around. Trouble is, by the time we were due to go to Europe with them, we had already pulled out of the tour to go on another tour with another band, the Manic Street Preachers.
One thing I have to make clear is that I didn’t want to abandon the Delgados tour at all. Everything was going great, but after we got the offer from the Manics management, the others in the band seemed to want to go on that tour instead because they thought we could play to more people on bigger stages. Understandable really. I wanted to do that too but the Delgados tour was doing so well and many of the shows had been sold out and I saw the bigger picture as we were being asked to do this at such short notice that I knew there would be no time for any real publicity around us supporting the Manics.
Our European press guy, Craig at Beggars, told me that none of the European magazines would be able to do any press coverage because all the music magazines in Europe were monthly and they needed a 2 month lead time. As it happened I did two interviews during the whole 3 week tour. Consequently, no one really knew who we were when we supported them, not that they would have been interested anyway. We didn’t even make it onto the tour posters. We got asked to do the tour whilst in Plymouth and we took a vote on it in the car park. I lost four against one.
The Manics tour was a waste of time. The band themselves were really nice people who just wanted to keep themselves to themselves. Their crew were mad Millwall supporters and I had to keep my mouth shut about football for 3 weeks because I’m West Ham. The gigs consisted of playing to rows of girls with feather boas around their necks and their fingers in their ears and behind them blokes shouting ‘fuck off’ as we launched into the seventh minute of European Me. After gigs, people would come up to me with questions like: “Where is Richey, where is he!!!” No wonder the band wanted to keep themselves to themselves. But boy did we get bored. I got so bored I felt like packing up and going home after the second show. It was agonising.
It started with a gig in Stockholm. We drove our ‘stinkbus’ (a large sleeper bus with one lounge and 12 beds) from Nottingham up to Scotland and caught a ferry and drove what seemed like forever at 60 miles an hour. When we arrived in Stockholm, the Manics crew all came over and said hello to us in the venue and commended us on our forward thinking. We had all clubbed together our PD’s* and spent the money on duty free booze on the ferry to last us the first leg of the tour in Scandinavia, which is notorious for pricey booze.
*PD’s – Latin, short for ‘per diems’ …a way of lending and spending more money on yourself by everyone getting £10 a day for ‘expenses’ from the record label tour budget.
On that first day, the singer from the Manics also came down into the venue to say hello to us and shake our hands and thank us for coming on the tour, which was nice. I never met the other two Manics in the next 3 weeks we were on tour together. They seemed to appear on stage out of nowhere and disappear just as fast.
We had travelled for 3 days to play half an hour in Stockholm but it got worse. The next gig was in Bergen, many more miles up north and up through the mountains. We travelled at about 25 miles per hour, smearing from one side to the other as we weaved our way up the mountains. There was nothing to do but drink in the lounge and watch films. When we got to Bergen the gig was cancelled. The main band and crew were travelling in two buses, one for the band, one for the crew and the gear. The crew bus had got stuck in the snow in the mountains so the band had arrived but their amps and guitars had not. Man I was so desperate to play some music. We offered the Manics our gear and begged them to do a punk gig but their management said no. So we turned around and left Bergen without playing a note and travelled on to Lund or Malmo or Oslo or somewhere, I can’t remember. We left in the morning and we drove all day again, drinking coke, beer and dining on crisps and watching The Good The Bad And The Ugly. We had no pd’s so we didn’t eat anything but shit snacks from services.
That same evening I was sitting in the lounge at the back of the bus and I noticed that we were slowing down more and more as we trudged up the mountain. Outside it was pitch black and the snow flying past the window was getting thicker. I left the lounge where the rest of the band and crew were engaged in the usual drunken shouting and singing and made my way to the drivers cabin at the bottom of the bus. I climbed in next to the driver and watched the snow darting out of the black night and hitting the big windscreen like millions of tiny white arrows. The road ahead was thick with a white carpet of snow.
“Are we gonna be alright?” I asked the driver.
“Dunno?” He reassured me.
We continued to slow down until the bus came to a standstill on this snow covered ‘Italian Job’ mountain pass road. He put the handbrake on. We couldn’t go any further. Then he looked at me and said: “Shit, I think we are sliding backwards, I’m getting out of here!”
With that he opened the door on his side and baled out. My instinct was to follow him out as fast as I could and I climbed over his seat and jumped down onto the moving road. We were then standing outside in the blizzard watching this huge bus sliding backwards down the hill. I remember thinking that the boys probably didn’t have a fucking clue what was happening and they would go off the side of a cliff partying away in the top lounge, completely oblivious they were about to die. It felt like an eternity as the bus carried on moving backwards down the road, then started to slide down sideways before coming to a stop. In the darkness, all we could hear was the singing and shouting and throbbing sound of ‘If You Want Blood’ by AC/DC * coming from the top lounge at the back end of the bus.
*AC/DC – particularly that live album ‘If You Want Blood’ was the only rock band we ever listened to on tour.
What now? Me and the driver got onto the bus and went up the stairs to the back lounge and it was only then with the driver now standing amongst them, that the rest of the boys noticed we had come to a standstill. We ventured outside to assess the situation and we just sort of stood there and looked at the bus and wondered what to do. After what seemed like no time at all, a couple of Norwegian guys dressed in green uniforms came out of nowhere in a Landrover and helped us out. They put snow chains on the back wheels and got us all to stand in the back bottom kitchen area of the bus to put as much weight on the back wheels as we could. There was nine of us all standing in this little area listening to the wheels spinning and then gripping and digging in to push the bus off and up the mountain. I spent the rest of the journey with the driver in the front cabin being ever so slightly scared. Going down the mountain was actually worse than going up it.
By the time we got to play our next support slot with the Manics I worked out we had been on the road for 5 days and played just half an hour of music. I felt like I was going mad. The tour continued and did get a bit better as we headed south towards Northern Germany. Our first gig in Germany was in Hamburg. We were playing a venue called the Markthalle. Just before the show, I had to go to the bus to get something. I can’t remember what it was I needed but it must have been important. Going to the bus involved going down three flights of stairs at the back of the venue and into the car park below where the buses were all parked. I went to the bus, got whatever it was I was looking for and went back to the door which was now slammed shut and I was locked out with my back stage pass up in the dressing room. Great.
This was before mobile phones and now I only had one option open to me, I had to walk around to the front of the venue, explain myself at the box office and try and get to the stage in time for our set. It was a good job I could speak German but it took fucking ages to fight (quite literally) my way through the crowd and get to the front near the stage. Once there I furiously shouted to attract the attention of one of the Manics roadies, who looked shocked as he recognised me in the crowd but promptly came over and lent over the barrier and pulled me out and onto the stage. I literally just walked over and picked my guitar up and started playing Something Wild on it and the rest of the boys came out on to the stage with bemused expressions on their faces, wondering how the fuck I’d got there without them.
Another gig I remember from that tour was when we played in Berlin. We played in the former East somewhere and it was a real shit hole. It was the last gig. I remember it because I did an interview, like I said, one of only two on the whole tour. A young girl who said she ran a fanzine had organised an interview with me through the record label. I was up in the dressing room on the third floor of what looked like an old Government building when the tour manager came in with her. He introduced me to her and left us to it. She asked me to sit down in a chair she pointed to. I sat down and she asked me a few weird questions about the Manics and where their dressing room might be. I thought it was odd but didn’t think too much about it. She then took out a questionnaire and asked me to fill it in. Now that was odd. I asked her why she had requested to do an interview with me if she was just going to ask me to fill a questionnaire in? She said she would ask me some questions after I had filled the questionnaire in. I wanted to kick her out but I decided to be polite.
So I sat there filling this weird form in when I heard a commotion behind me. I turned around and she was hanging out of the window, three floors up, standing on a tiny ledge below trying to get to the next window along where she was convinced the Manics would be. I jumped up out of the chair and lurched to the window and grabbed hold of her and pulled her back in. I probably saved her life.
“Are you crazy?” I shouted. “You will kill yourself if you fall! What are you playing at?”
I couldn’t believe what she was doing, it was utter madness. She began wailing and crying and saying: “I must see them, I must see them, I must find out where Richey is!”
I promptly grabbed her by the arm and marched her out of the dressing room and down the stairs and told her to fuck off. She wouldn’t have it and kept trying to run past me and back up the stairs. In the end I dragged her kicking and screaming over to the main door where a security guy took her off me. I was totally freaked out. Afterwards I went on stage to play the gig and she was standing at the barrier, right in front of me, looking up at me throughout the whole set, crying her eyes out and holding up a little piece of paper with the word ‘sorry’ written on it in lipstick.
Well that was the end of the Manics tour. A completely thankless task which probably sold us zilch records. James Dean Bradfield came out to say good bye to me and the bass player as we stood and waited to board our bus out of there. He seemed like a descent guy and even though I don’t like The Manic Street Preachers, I just saw him as an incredible musician and I also noticed that he watched all our shows. Every single time I was on stage I saw him either standing at the left or the right of the stage watching us. He told our bass player that he thought Candlelight was brilliant and we should start each set with it.
We left Berlin to rejoin the Delgados for what were now the last two dates of that tour, in Cologne and Paris. It was good fun to again play in front of a crowd of people who actually gave a shit about what we were doing, even if that crowd was a lot smaller.