I was recently doing some tidying up and found this picture of me on the day of my graduation. I can’t believe how much I used to look like Damon Albarn. Me and my best mate Joe from college drank about 4 quadruple whiskeys in the pub before going into the ceremony. All I could think of was not falling over on the stage in front of 2000 people. I’m very proud to say that this is the only picture that exists of me in my graduation robes and my old man has it framed next to the ‘official’ picture of my sister in her robes. Hilarious!